#BB17Finale Big Brother Finale Night finally is here

Another season of Big Brother comes to an end tonight.  

We will finally see which of these pathetic fucks will win the cash.  

This has been, by far, the most disappointing season of Big Brother ever.  Hell, even the CBS president acknowledged that the casting was shit this season.  

Please, oh please, Big Brother powers that be -- fire the casting assholes who cost us our favorite show this summer and get someone in there that will redeem this shit next year...PLEEEAAASSSEE?!?!?!?!

Let's get on with the show already...

In Part 1 of the Final HOH, Steve was the first to drop after the HGs were moved from sitting on their platforms to riding directly atop the apples.  Vanessa started talking like crazy, trying to talk Liz right off her apple.  Vanessa promises to take Liz to the end if she makes it.  Liz drops and Vanessa takes the #HOHPart1 win.

Part 2 of the HOH involves a giant crossword puzzle.  They are suspended, filling in the letters to the clues.  Steve is first up.  He seemed to make it through this pretty quickly.  Liz is up next and I expect she will have a tougher time with the clues than Steve did...we all know, Liz isn't the sharpest crayon in the box.  Just sayin! 

Steve's time was 28 minutes and 27 seconds
Liz was 31 minutes and 11 seconds,

Steve and Vanessa will now face off for the Final HOH.

But first, we have to watch Dr. Will talk to the jurors about this whole sucky season.  Everybody does the usual HG ass-kissing and Johnny Mac keeps making that horrible laugh of his.  
Transcript goes something like this:
Blah, blah...blah blah blah...blah, blah, JM laugh, blah, blah, JM laugh again, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Time for the #FinalHOH!!
Once again, we see the "Scales of Just Us" 
There will be 8 questions.

Q1 - Steve gets a point, Van does not
Q2 - Neither get it correct
Q3 - Both get it correct
Point check - Steve 2 Vanessa 1
Q4 - Both get it correct
Q5 - Both wrong again, no points
Q6 - Both correct
Q7 - Vanessa is correct, Steve is not.
They are now tied!
Last question - Q8 - Steve got it and wins the Final HOH!!!

The final HG will be sent to jury by Steve...and he sends Vanessa home!!  OMG I'm soooo happy!!  Thank you Steve!!  Woohoo!!

The Juror questioning was absolutely painful to listen to.  Steve was so nervous I thought he'd puke and Liz sounded like the idiot she is.

Let's get this vote done and see who the winner is!

Come on Julie - read those votes!! What?? We have to listen to the rest of them first too??  Nooooooooooo!

Luckily that wasn't too painful....Davone called out Austin on his whole stupid Judas thing.  Was so awesome!  She totally embarrassed him and made him look like t he idiot he is.
Jason told Vanessa what a crybaby she was and said she should have bathed in their blood.  LMAO

Julie is ready to read the votes--

Vanessa voted for Liz
Johnny Mac voted for Steve
Austin voted for Liz
Julia voted for Liz
James voted for Steve
Meg voted for Steve
Becky voted for Steve
Jackie voted for Steve
Shelly voted for Steve

With an official vote of 6 to 3, Steve has won Big Brother 17!!

He is shocked and cries and I'm so happy for him!

America's Favorite Houseguest came down to being between James, Jason and Johnny Mac.
James wins America's Favorite HG.

Congrats to both Steve and James!!

Now let's all pray for a much MUCH better cast next season!!

Thank you all for following along with us this year, as trying as it was at some points.  Without you guys and all of your fun comments on facebook I might have just gave up on them altogether this season.  So thank you all for all of your messages and comments!












 

Big Brother 17 - Live Feeds - Day 1 - #BB17 #BBLF

Big Brother 17 Live Feeds - Day 1 - Day 9 for the HGs

So the season has begun with waaaaay too much scheming and a ridiculous number of alliances.  Too many to even keep up with at this point.  There are a few obvious troublemakers among the group and a few that are just downright annoying (cough, cough, Jason, cough, Meg). 

Let's go over all of the important stuff before we get to any gossip.  
Here are where things stand game-wise at the moment:

HOHs and Nominees 
Team 1 :  HOH - James  Nominees - Steve and Jackie
Team 2 :  HOH - Jason   Nominees - Becky and John

Have Nots: Austin, Da'Von, Liz, Vanessa

Battle of the Block - winner:  Johnny Mac

Standing HOH - James  Nominees - Steve and Jackie

POV players - James, Steve, Jackie, Jason, Becky, and Johnny Mac

POV Winner - Steve

We can only assume that young, awkward Steve will choose to remove himself from the block.  James will have to choose a replacement nominee, but who?, is the biggest question.  There has been talk from all sides on who should be up on the block.  Hell, they don't even have this week's replacement nominee and some people, like Austin, are already planning who needs to go next week!!  Game on, right?  
Yeah...day nine in the house for our #BB17 houseguests and they're already up to their eyeballs in lies and secret alliances.  Da'Von, James, Jason and Audrey are calling themselves the High Rollers...I guess they think nobody knows, but heads up HGs, I heard Austin telling Liz, among others, that he feels pretty sure "Audrey, James, and maybe Jason" are with Da'Von.  So if Austin thinks this, Jace does as well since the two seem to be taking turns crawling up the other's butt! I mean these two are practically inseparable!  Can we say bro-mance anyone?

Now for some interesting random tidbits:

Clay told Jace and Austin (part of his alliance) that he trusts Shelli (aka the self-proclaimed Puma currently hunting Clay) 100%.  Say what?  It's day nine!  Nobody should trust ANYONE 100% by day nine!  They haven't even eliminated the first HG?!?!  What the hell??
When talking about Liz, Austin said "Audrey's a fucking mastermind!" when talking about how she went around the house asking questions concerning who first threw her, or his, or whatever's name out there as a potential renom.  Not sure I'd call it a mastermind move, but Austin seems quite impressed.
Austin, Jace and Clay believe they have 8 or 9 people willing to put Da'Von out next week.    
Austin would like to see either Jason or Jeff up as this week's re-mon, but is worried that Jace or Clay may be in jeopardy.
At one point Austin said to Liz, "Jeff's cool but he may have to bite the bullet for us".  Which is extra amusing since I also heard Jeff say to Jason and Da'Von "I think Austin's a pretty big threat..."
Somewhere not long after that, I must have missed something, because all of a sudden I hear Jason (annoying Boston boy that can't stop calling everyone bitches, for those of you still learning who is who), say " If Austin tries to pull me into a closet and rape me you better protect me"...and them repeated it into his mic and said they's better send security if that happens...WTF?  Where did that come from??   
There has been a lot more talk about a lot of BS not really worth repeating or taking the time to quote...but this is just the beginning and sometimes they take a while for the really interesting stuff to start coming out.  Big Brother After Dark (#BBAD) is set to come on in just under an hour...we'll update if anything drastic happens between now and then, but I think I'll skip listening to Johnny Mac's dental school tales for now...

Big Brother 16 Finale The #BB16 Winner is

The #BB16 Finale has finally come!

Who will take home the vote?

In Part 3 of the Final HOH, Cody won on a tie-breaker and sent Victoria to be the last member of the Big Brother Jury.

With a vote of 7 - 2, Derrick won Big Brother 16!!

The votes (to win) were as follows:

Jocasta voted for Cody

Hayden voted for Derrick

Zach voted for Derrick

Donny voted for Cody

Nicole voted for Derrick

Christine voted for Derrick

Frankie voted for Derrick

Caleb voted for Derrick

Victoria voted for Derrick

The top 3 votes for America's Favorite Player (#AFP) went to Zach, Nicole, and Donny.  

Yes!!  No Frankie OR Caleb in the Top 3 - Hahahaha!!

The #AFP goes to Donny!