Another season of Big Brother comes to an end tonight.
We will finally see which of these pathetic fucks will win the cash.
This has been, by far, the most disappointing season of Big Brother ever. Hell, even the CBS president acknowledged that the casting was shit this season.
Please, oh please, Big Brother powers that be -- fire the casting assholes who cost us our favorite show this summer and get someone in there that will redeem this shit next year...PLEEEAAASSSEE?!?!?!?!
Let's get on with the show already...
In Part 1 of the Final HOH, Steve was the first to drop after the HGs were moved from sitting on their platforms to riding directly atop the apples. Vanessa started talking like crazy, trying to talk Liz right off her apple. Vanessa promises to take Liz to the end if she makes it. Liz drops and Vanessa takes the #HOHPart1 win.
Part 2 of the HOH involves a giant crossword puzzle. They are suspended, filling in the letters to the clues. Steve is first up. He seemed to make it through this pretty quickly. Liz is up next and I expect she will have a tougher time with the clues than Steve did...we all know, Liz isn't the sharpest crayon in the box. Just sayin!
Steve's time was 28 minutes and 27 seconds
Liz was 31 minutes and 11 seconds,
Steve and Vanessa will now face off for the Final HOH.
But first, we have to watch Dr. Will talk to the jurors about this whole sucky season. Everybody does the usual HG ass-kissing and Johnny Mac keeps making that horrible laugh of his.
Transcript goes something like this:
Blah, blah...blah blah blah...blah, blah, JM laugh, blah, blah, JM laugh again, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Time for the #FinalHOH!!
Once again, we see the "Scales of Just Us"
There will be 8 questions.
Q1 - Steve gets a point, Van does not
Q2 - Neither get it correct
Q3 - Both get it correct
Point check - Steve 2 Vanessa 1
Q4 - Both get it correct
Q5 - Both wrong again, no points
Q6 - Both correct
Q7 - Vanessa is correct, Steve is not.
They are now tied!
Last question - Q8 - Steve got it and wins the Final HOH!!!
The final HG will be sent to jury by Steve...and he sends Vanessa home!! OMG I'm soooo happy!! Thank you Steve!! Woohoo!!
The Juror questioning was absolutely painful to listen to. Steve was so nervous I thought he'd puke and Liz sounded like the idiot she is.
Let's get this vote done and see who the winner is!
Come on Julie - read those votes!! What?? We have to listen to the rest of them first too?? Nooooooooooo!
Luckily that wasn't too painful....Davone called out Austin on his whole stupid Judas thing. Was so awesome! She totally embarrassed him and made him look like t he idiot he is.
Jason told Vanessa what a crybaby she was and said she should have bathed in their blood. LMAO
Julie is ready to read the votes--
Vanessa voted for Liz
Johnny Mac voted for Steve
Austin voted for Liz
Julia voted for Liz
James voted for Steve
Meg voted for Steve
Becky voted for Steve
Jackie voted for Steve
Shelly voted for Steve
With an official vote of 6 to 3, Steve has won Big Brother 17!!
He is shocked and cries and I'm so happy for him!
America's Favorite Houseguest came down to being between James, Jason and Johnny Mac.
James wins America's Favorite HG.
Congrats to both Steve and James!!
Now let's all pray for a much MUCH better cast next season!!
Thank you all for following along with us this year, as trying as it was at some points. Without you guys and all of your fun comments on facebook I might have just gave up on them altogether this season. So thank you all for all of your messages and comments!
Part 2 of the HOH involves a giant crossword puzzle. They are suspended, filling in the letters to the clues. Steve is first up. He seemed to make it through this pretty quickly. Liz is up next and I expect she will have a tougher time with the clues than Steve did...we all know, Liz isn't the sharpest crayon in the box. Just sayin!
Steve's time was 28 minutes and 27 seconds
Liz was 31 minutes and 11 seconds,
Steve and Vanessa will now face off for the Final HOH.
But first, we have to watch Dr. Will talk to the jurors about this whole sucky season. Everybody does the usual HG ass-kissing and Johnny Mac keeps making that horrible laugh of his.
Transcript goes something like this:
Blah, blah...blah blah blah...blah, blah, JM laugh, blah, blah, JM laugh again, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Time for the #FinalHOH!!
Once again, we see the "Scales of Just Us"
There will be 8 questions.
Q1 - Steve gets a point, Van does not
Q2 - Neither get it correct
Q3 - Both get it correct
Point check - Steve 2 Vanessa 1
Q4 - Both get it correct
Q5 - Both wrong again, no points
Q6 - Both correct
Q7 - Vanessa is correct, Steve is not.
They are now tied!
Last question - Q8 - Steve got it and wins the Final HOH!!!
The final HG will be sent to jury by Steve...and he sends Vanessa home!! OMG I'm soooo happy!! Thank you Steve!! Woohoo!!
The Juror questioning was absolutely painful to listen to. Steve was so nervous I thought he'd puke and Liz sounded like the idiot she is.
Let's get this vote done and see who the winner is!
Come on Julie - read those votes!! What?? We have to listen to the rest of them first too?? Nooooooooooo!
Luckily that wasn't too painful....Davone called out Austin on his whole stupid Judas thing. Was so awesome! She totally embarrassed him and made him look like t he idiot he is.
Jason told Vanessa what a crybaby she was and said she should have bathed in their blood. LMAO
Julie is ready to read the votes--
Vanessa voted for Liz
Johnny Mac voted for Steve
Austin voted for Liz
Julia voted for Liz
James voted for Steve
Meg voted for Steve
Becky voted for Steve
Jackie voted for Steve
Shelly voted for Steve
With an official vote of 6 to 3, Steve has won Big Brother 17!!
He is shocked and cries and I'm so happy for him!
America's Favorite Houseguest came down to being between James, Jason and Johnny Mac.
James wins America's Favorite HG.
Congrats to both Steve and James!!
Now let's all pray for a much MUCH better cast next season!!
Thank you all for following along with us this year, as trying as it was at some points. Without you guys and all of your fun comments on facebook I might have just gave up on them altogether this season. So thank you all for all of your messages and comments!
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