This week's Big Brother Have Nots are

This week's Big Brother Have Nots are Nicole, Christine, Caleb and Derrick.

They were picked based on their being the laziest house guests over the past week!

All I can say is...Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Big Brother 16 Premiere - Wednesday Network Show Recap

This is our 

CBS Network Show Big Brother Big Mouth Breakdown:

Not too bad for the first night, can't wait to see what tomorrow's show holds.  (Especially after we heard Zach say he lies "every single time" he opens his mouth! But I fear Jocasta may be as obnoxious as her laugh. We'll see.)  I think we will be seeing backstabbing and backbiting start pretty early this year.  We can't wait!!

The first 8 house guests entered the house tonight, forming the first alliance as well.  The "Crazy 8" alliance consists of Frankie, Amber, Cody, Devin, Donny, Nicole, Joey and Paola.  As the group tells DR cameras about their own first impressions, we were happy to see that Donny and Nicole seemed to both be drawn toward one another for possible alliance purposes.  Considering we like both of them so far, this was good news.  We are also happy to say that Frankie is not as obnoxious as he looks. (And I know he thinks his sister is world renowned, but I had to look her up to find out who she was.)  

We also found out that Amber is quite attracted to Devin, who didn't seem to notice her, instead showing a real interest in our blue-haired girl Joey.  Uh oh!  I can smell trouble brewing already!  Especially considering Paola's GIANT crush on the much younger Cody.  Any other girl looks his way and Paola may snap and scratch their eyes out!  This girl has got it bad already!  Speaking of Cody, what's up with those um, unusual, faces he makes?  You see that?  Personally, I think Cody may have a nice body, but that face, well...let's just say there are nicer looking ones in the house.  

So shortly following their initial meetings and discussions, the younger guys shed their shirts to do sit ups, in what I believe may have been an attempt to hypnotize the other HGs with their totally awesome abs.  Poor Donny didn't join in, but is responsible for setting up the first side alliance.  Devin and Donny have agreed to become the Double D alliance.  This might be a good point to mention that it is apparent the not all of our HGs are so fit and trim...and I'm not referring to Donny.  I'm sure a few runs as Have Nots will take that little jiggle right out of them though. 

Paola is getting suspicious of some of the guys early on.  She already commented that Frankie and Cody looked like they were about to "share each others lipstick".  Say what?  Oh yes she did!  Amber was the first to suggest a girl needed to win this year.  Considering it was only the four girls present, this quickly turned into the all girl alliance.  They will now be known as the El Quatro alliance.  I love little Nicole, but just had to laugh when she said she didn't "know what ElQuatro is".

So one group of eight and three alliances already.  Bring on the backbiting!  LOL  

Then came our first HOH competition.  

 

Here is the breakdown on that: 

"Fly A Kite" had our house guests on a log roll style comp, holding onto a kite string.  They all seemed pretty steady in the beginning.  After a bit, the first to go down was Paola, followed by Joey.  Just after that, the challenge was intensified by a good shot of sunscreen.  Almost immediately Nicole slips off.  The rest seem to be hanging pretty well when a switch in the direction of the log roll sent Donny down and Devin so close behind they could have been holding hands!   

This left Cody, Frankie and Amber to battle it out.  Surprisingly, Cody dropped off sixth.  Amber and Frankie were both in great shape when Amber suddenly became fear stricken.  Recalling Julie saying the HOH was not actually safe, she dropped her kite line and let Frankie take it.  

Julie didn't fill them in on all of the info regarding the twist, but she did tell them that there would be eight more HGs joining them and that one of them would also be an HOH.  Without giving details, she simply explained that "by the end of the week only one HOH would be left standing".

It was only in the last few minutes that another twist, the one concerning Team America, was addressed.  We all voted last week for the player that we would choose to align with.  This person has not yet been named, but whoever he or she is, will become the first member of a secret alliance being called the "Team America" alliance.  Over the next two weeks our votes will determine the other two people that will be added to this alliance.  Is it just me or does this sound like America's Player in group form?  

Tomorrow we should find out who the first is, as well as who our second HOH will be.  Oh Big Brother, only one hours worth of programming to hold us over until tomorrow?  Why CBS?  Why?  It seems like so many hours to wait, but luckily late late tomorrow our feeds will come on, and then we will all be set for the summer.

Big BB16 Twist Revealed

So Julie Chen finally made the big Big Brother 16 Twist announcement...we sat through several excruciating minutes (17 I think, felt like an hour at least) to get to it. Let's just say it leaves a lot to be desired. 

The Big Brother Big Mouth breakdown:   The big #BB16 Twist starts with two HOHs every week...each HOH will nominate 2 HGs to sit on the block, giving us four people on the chopping block each week.  Here is the big piece that could actually make this interesting (or not, depending on how they utilize it) - neither HOH is automatically safe, instead having to participate in some sort of challenge called Battle of the Block.  Hmm...I'll reserve judgement until we see how this works.  Oh yeah, and they claim that we, the audience, aka "Team America", will get to have a major influence (note that I said influence, not impact) on the game...again, let's see what they actually do with this. 

For me, the hype about revealing this big Big Brother 16 Twist was by far bigger than the actual announcement...we already figured out there were two distinct groups within the house (unless you missed those pics everywhere showing two memory walls).  So a battle between the two - well, no big shocker.  Tell us what you think...after all that IS what this blog is about!  And be sure to join BB Big Mouth on facebook for all the BB16 action! too!  An no BS PC comments either - we want to know what you really think!