Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Our Take on the New Big Brother 17 Houseguests

BB17 Houseguests

 

And here we are, ready to begin the 2015 season!  #BB17 is going to be a good one, I can feel it!  Just check out this season's cast.  What a crew!  And nobody over 33?  A house full of young ones we have...now let's get on to our first impressions of the Big Brother17 houseguests...


Audrey Middleton - Age 25 - From Villa Rica, Georgia

Meet Audrey, formerly known as Adam.  Yes, you heard me, Big Brother has decided to bring a transgender into the mix.  Audrey is a digital media consultant...and can chew her gum non-stop and keep talking! Wow! What talent!  So she can't remember the last time she cried in front of anyone, huh?  Bet she won't be able to say THAT by the end of the summer!  She said something about "fear is an illusion"...we'll see how much of an illusion it is the first time she's facing a nomination, because I have a feeling that fear is about to get pretty damn real!  I predict plenty of tear-filled diary room sessions from this little self-proclaimed "misunderstood hero" super fan.


 Austin Matelson - Age 30 - From Woodland Hills, California

Oh boy!  Check out those wild eyes!!  I think CBS found us a live one folks!  This guy is unconventional and very smart.  A wrestler and fitness buff, this guy has a hell of a plan going in.  He says he's watched since season 1 and he obviously knows how to win over the fans.  He's off to a smart start for getting America's Favorite by letting us in on a little secret.  When Austin puts on the top hat, he becomes Judas.  And when Judas is around, anything goes.  So watch out for the top hat fans, because it means trouble is afoot!  Right now, I'm liking this guy, but we all know, these entrance interviews can be pretty deceiving sometimes.


Becky Burgess - Age 26 - From Denver, Colorado

So Becky is a retail manager at a big clothing store...and she's even opened a large international store...and she's so damn perky I just might puke!! Can't wait to watch BB knock that crap right out of her!  LOL  She described herself as a leader, optimistic, loud, silly, goofy, and used to managing high schoolers.  Well, the last part of that may come in handy.  If you ask me, she's non-committal and indecisive, because she skirted all questions really and sucks at giving direct answers.  Hopefully she'll be more interesting once she gets in the house.

Clay Honeycutt - Age 23 - From Dickinson, TX    Living in College Station, TX

The best looking house guest by far, Clay here is really playing up that small town country boy charm.  Only problem with that is Mr. Small Town Country boy was raised mere minutes from Houston, so don't let him fool ya'!  He's only watched BB recently, and up until 4 months ago, had never even heard of it.  How dare he call himself a super fan...how offensive!  He said he wants to make his family proud...hope he keeps in mind the cameras run 24/7, because many have attempted, and many have failed.  LOL  I think this guy is planning on using his pretty face to get through the summer.


Da'Vonne Rogers - Age 27 - From Inglewood, CA   Living in Los Angeles

This is Da'Vonne, prounounced DAYvon.  Like BB16's Devin, Da'Vonne has a daughter.  I have a feeling she may remind us of this throughout the season since this is the first time she's been away from her 7 month old daughter.  She says she has been a fan since season 1 and she laughs a lot...and I mean A LOT.  This could get annoying.  She says she's loud, outspoken and a straight-shooter.  In the BB house these qualities could turn ugly quick.  Oh, and did I mention, she has a daughter!

Jace Agolli - Age 23 - From Dunswoody, GA   Living in Venice Beach

Oh boy, what to say.  He seems a little goofy to me.  He says he gets along with anybody and talked a lot about his being an adrenaline junkie.  He may get bored pretty quick in the BB house.  I don't think he seems to have a clear game plan going in.  I think he may be this season's Hayden.  He will likely skate by for a while just based on the idea he comes off as very non-threatening.  And his big ass-kissing of America --GAG!


James Huling - Age 31 - From Sumter, SC   Living in Wichita Falls, TX

Wow!  His accent is something.  He seems likeable enough and puts me in mind of Judd.  He, too, has a daughter, and a wife and son as well.  He is ex-military and was raised in a boys home as a child, so he has experience dealing with a diverse group of people.  This could come in really handy and provide some interesting stories.  He said he is the "first hillbilly Asian" on BB, so at least we know he does have a sense of humor.

Jason Roy - Age 25 - From Fall River, MA   Living in Swansea, MA

Visually, he reminds me of Ian, but I don't know that is intelligence will prove as great.  He's quite the petite little thing and may not be seen as a threat initially.  His Massachusetts accent is cute, but the poor guy's voice has never changed!  Seems pretty cutthroat and plans on being the "gay glue" in an all-female alliance.  A huge super fan and live feeder, this hungry, mouthy, smoker may be a loose cannon in the house.

John McGuire - Age 27 - From Scranton, PA   Living in Jefferson Township, PA

John is a dentist and sure to be flashing that well paid for smile.  He's not jumping out as anything special at the moment.  Says his biggest concerns in the house are the California heat and earthquakes...really John?  He's either never really seen this show or he's so overly confident that he'll be one of the biggest asses on BB ever.  He's saying he is a super fan, but I think he may be a super ass...we'll see.


Liz Nolan - Age 23 - From Miami, FL

Well isn't she full of herself?!?!  Think she might have put on some clothes for the interview?  Maybe she's really playing to try to pay off those boobs!  LOL  I find her voice annoying...very annoying...are they sure SHE isn't the transgender one?  Whaaaa?  Who said that?  I know, I know...I'm so mean!  Get used to it!  She obviously thinks she is pretty hot and plans on flaunting both her body and single status to further her game if possible...shocker!  Psssst - she also said Frankie was one of her favorite players -- eeewwww!  I think I'm done with her already!

Meg Maley - Age 25 - From Collingswood, NJ   Living in New York City
 
Flip that head around there girly...flip to the right, flip to the left...a cameraman's nightmare if you ask me!  And she is another Frankie fan...excuse me while I gag.  She says she is a goofy girl...and I believe her.  She is a bit loud and may be overbearing.  Perkiness level is over the top.  She says that she's ready to play the game and do the necessary backstabbing, but I don't know.  Hopefully she'll surprise me, but I have my doubts. She'll probably be a crier and she's really concerned about becoming bored. Too bad!

Shelli Poole - Age 33 - From Marietta, GA   Living in Atlanta, GA

This home stager is a single, serial dater.  She says she is very family oriented and feels coming from a big family with 4 siblings will help her because she is used to living with a bunch of people.  Somehow I think this will be a little different in the BB house.  She also says she wants to lay low in the beginning to give her time to size up the competition.  Her strategy is to "continuously adapt", which to me says, I have no strategy.  Right now, she really doesn't stand out much to me.

 

  Steve Moses - Age 22 - From Gouverneur, New York

He is obviously very intelligent, but I don't think he'll be the Ian of this season necessarily.  He does seem a bit goofy, but its likely what he uses to disarm people.  He says he is a huge super fan and live feeder.  Says he will play the cute and innocent card to make people trust him and perceive him as a  non-threat.  He is single, but said he doesn't want the target that a showmance puts on your back. Hmmmm...


Vanessa Rousso - Age 32 - From Las Vegas, NV

She is telling the other HGs that she is a DJ, but she makes most of her money as a professional poker player.  If it comes out, I do hope she keeps the fact that she's won $4.5 million off of it quiet.  She says she's never been away from her girlfriend for more than 4 days and she knows it will be hard.  I hope she isn't a crier too!  Said she is afraid of public humiliation...wrong show for you honey!  Just wait till she reads all of the stuff after the seaso!  LOL. And her motto to "be right, be fair, have heart"?  That will just not work in this game.  But like I said before, these entrance interviews CAN be deceptive!


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