#BB17Finale Big Brother Finale Night finally is here

Another season of Big Brother comes to an end tonight.  

We will finally see which of these pathetic fucks will win the cash.  

This has been, by far, the most disappointing season of Big Brother ever.  Hell, even the CBS president acknowledged that the casting was shit this season.  

Please, oh please, Big Brother powers that be -- fire the casting assholes who cost us our favorite show this summer and get someone in there that will redeem this shit next year...PLEEEAAASSSEE?!?!?!?!

Let's get on with the show already...

In Part 1 of the Final HOH, Steve was the first to drop after the HGs were moved from sitting on their platforms to riding directly atop the apples.  Vanessa started talking like crazy, trying to talk Liz right off her apple.  Vanessa promises to take Liz to the end if she makes it.  Liz drops and Vanessa takes the #HOHPart1 win.

Part 2 of the HOH involves a giant crossword puzzle.  They are suspended, filling in the letters to the clues.  Steve is first up.  He seemed to make it through this pretty quickly.  Liz is up next and I expect she will have a tougher time with the clues than Steve did...we all know, Liz isn't the sharpest crayon in the box.  Just sayin! 

Steve's time was 28 minutes and 27 seconds
Liz was 31 minutes and 11 seconds,

Steve and Vanessa will now face off for the Final HOH.

But first, we have to watch Dr. Will talk to the jurors about this whole sucky season.  Everybody does the usual HG ass-kissing and Johnny Mac keeps making that horrible laugh of his.  
Transcript goes something like this:
Blah, blah...blah blah blah...blah, blah, JM laugh, blah, blah, JM laugh again, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Time for the #FinalHOH!!
Once again, we see the "Scales of Just Us" 
There will be 8 questions.

Q1 - Steve gets a point, Van does not
Q2 - Neither get it correct
Q3 - Both get it correct
Point check - Steve 2 Vanessa 1
Q4 - Both get it correct
Q5 - Both wrong again, no points
Q6 - Both correct
Q7 - Vanessa is correct, Steve is not.
They are now tied!
Last question - Q8 - Steve got it and wins the Final HOH!!!

The final HG will be sent to jury by Steve...and he sends Vanessa home!!  OMG I'm soooo happy!!  Thank you Steve!!  Woohoo!!

The Juror questioning was absolutely painful to listen to.  Steve was so nervous I thought he'd puke and Liz sounded like the idiot she is.

Let's get this vote done and see who the winner is!

Come on Julie - read those votes!! What?? We have to listen to the rest of them first too??  Nooooooooooo!

Luckily that wasn't too painful....Davone called out Austin on his whole stupid Judas thing.  Was so awesome!  She totally embarrassed him and made him look like t he idiot he is.
Jason told Vanessa what a crybaby she was and said she should have bathed in their blood.  LMAO

Julie is ready to read the votes--

Vanessa voted for Liz
Johnny Mac voted for Steve
Austin voted for Liz
Julia voted for Liz
James voted for Steve
Meg voted for Steve
Becky voted for Steve
Jackie voted for Steve
Shelly voted for Steve

With an official vote of 6 to 3, Steve has won Big Brother 17!!

He is shocked and cries and I'm so happy for him!

America's Favorite Houseguest came down to being between James, Jason and Johnny Mac.
James wins America's Favorite HG.

Congrats to both Steve and James!!

Now let's all pray for a much MUCH better cast next season!!

Thank you all for following along with us this year, as trying as it was at some points.  Without you guys and all of your fun comments on facebook I might have just gave up on them altogether this season.  So thank you all for all of your messages and comments!












 

#BB17 Wednesday Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 12

#BB17 Wednesday Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 12

Who will the Final 3 be??

So as usual, Vanessa is pulling all the strings.  Even though Steve is HOH, Vanessa is having him throw the POV to her, so she can do what she wants.

(Unfortunately, Steve is a fucking moron, and does exactly as she tells him to, just like a good little puppy.)

But first, the final nominations of the #BB17 season...

Steve nominates Johnny Mac and Vanessa

We all understand that the #POV winner is the actual holder of power this week.  The HOH is simply safe.

Julie says Big Brother "legends" Brenden and Rachel will be on...come on Julie!! Legends?  Really???  Ummm....okay, whatever...

Quick switch to #BBJury house where the #BB17 Jury members welcome Julia and then Austin into the house.

Brenden and Rachel come on and give some BS commentary and then break their oh so big and unexpected news--- they're having a baby.  Yaawwnn!

Now for the POV --
Caleb hosts the competition called "Martial Smarts".

Liz was the first to get a strike against her. Each get 2.
Second round, Liz doesn't ring in in time, so she is the first eliminated.
Round 3 puts a strike against Steve.
Round 4 gives Steve his second strike and gets eliminated.
Round 5 - it's down to Johnny Mac and Vanessa
Johnny Mac gets his first strike.
Round 6 takes Johnny Mac out and awards the 
Power of Veto to Vanessa. 

The live Veto Ceremony and Eviction is next!  It's about time!!

Vanessa takes herself off the block and puts Liz up.  She then will have to make a choice between sending either Johnny Mac or Liz out the door and into Jury.

Vanessa sends Johnny Mac out, as I expected.

Our Final Three are Vanessa, Steve and Liz

 HOH part one will air Sunday and finale is next Wednesday.





 

#BB17 Tuesday Eviction Show - BB17 Week 12

#BB17 Tuesday Eviction Show - BB17 Week 12

It's time for either Steve or Austin to say their final buh-byes...who will it be??  Let's see on this special Tuesday eviction show!

So it seems when Vanessa nominated Steve and Johnny Mac, Johnny was her actual target.  Really Vanessa?  How damn dumb! Then we get to see Liz, Austin and Vanessa actually believe that Johnny Mac might throw the veto to them...ROFL!!!!

CBS does a little shameless promotion of the show Life in Pieces...what?  Why don't you just promo the new show you'regiving  Vanessa?!?!

On to the veto comp!

It's a Life in Pieces balance and puzzle competition.  

Here we go!
Vanessa gets eliminated pretty quick. 
Everyone else stays in the comp, but Johnny Mac uses a damn smart strategy of assembling his puzzle off the board instead and then moving it to the board.  Way to screw up Vanessa's plan JM!!  Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
  
In DR he says "one of you has to go...and it isn't me! Hahahahahaha!!"   
OMG I love it!!!

At the veto meeting Johnny Mac obviously uses the POV to take himself off the block.  A red-eyed and tear-stained Vanessa puts Austin on the block next to Steve.
Austin is delusional and actually implies in DR that he thinks HE is an awesome game player.  LMAO!

So tonight's vote, if split, will leave the choice to Vanessa.  Oh the possibilities!!  I think that Austin actually believes that Johnny Mac will keep him over Steve.  OMG I hope not!!

Finally!!  It's time for the vote.  Only Johnny and Liz will vote.

Liz votes to evict Steve
John says "it's time for some blood!" votes to evict Austin.

Vanessa will make the call!
Vanessa votes to evict Austin!

Liz is dumbstruck and Austin is friggin floored!
Fucking awesome!!  Cry little Liz, as the shoeless Austin walks out the door! OMG Vanessa is crying too!  Oh I can't stand it!! This is just too hilarious!!  ROFL 

So I sure hope either Steve or Johnny wins the HOH comp, but at the same time, if Liz would win, I'd think Vanessa should be her clear target...so that would be great!  But Liz is stupid, so Vanessa may be able to talk her way out of that.  Yeah, let's cheer the guys on, just to be on the safe side.  LOL

Let's get this HOH going already!
It's called "What the Bleep?".
There will be a bleeped portion in the video clips and then given the missing words by Julie and the HGS answer T or F.
Clip 1 - All get it correct
Clip 2 - All get it correct again.
Clip 3 - Steve is the only one right, so he is now one point ahead.
Clip 4 - All get it correct.
Clip 5 - Only Johnny Mac is right.
JM and Steve are tied.
Clip 6 - All are wrong. No points awarded.
Clip 7 - Liz got it wrong and is out,
A tie-breaker question will be used to determine the winner.
Question - In seconds how long was the End of the Rainbow comp from start till when Vanessa hit her button?

John says 3600, Steve says 601
2825 is the answer, and 
Steve is the new Head of Household!!

Way to go Steve! A guaranteed spot in the Final 3!

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 11 Evictions and Week 12 HOH Spoilers

     #BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 11 Evictions and Week 12 HOH Spoilers

FINALLY!!  One of the twins will get the boot!! About damn time!!

They start with showing a lot of the crying Liz and Julia have been doing since both finding themselves on the block.  JohnnyMac seems genuinely amused at it...lol.   OMG - Did Liz just say if she walks out that she walks out with her integrity???  OMG!!!  She REALLY is delusional!!!  WOW!

Vanessa tries to work some total BS deal with Austin and Liz on how if she votes for who they want this week they will give her the moon and the stars and everything in between.  That bitch is frickin nuts!!!  Austin and Liz nod in agreement, of course.  Whatever!

Let's get to the damn vote and HOH already!!  I'm fully expecting Julia to walk out, so I guess #HOH is what I'm really waiting on.

They give all of the HGs a taste of home with a short video clip of encouragement from loved ones.  Poor Steve came undone.  Awwwwww....not.

Off to the jury house now to watch the girls welcome Meg and James. Meg arrives first.  James quietly sneaks in and startles them all.  They catch up on all of the week's happenings.

Time for the vote...

Austin votes to evict Julia
Vanessa votes to evict Julia
JohnnyMac votes to evict Julia

With a vote of 3 to 0, Julia is evicted...gee, what a shocking upset!!  LOL   Hugs all around and she walks out.  Then she sits there telling Julie what a great guy Austin is and how she approves of their relationship....WTF?  Not what she was saying before, now was it?!?!  

Come on HOH...This one is called "Under the Rainbow".  They maneuver eggs from one side to the other and the first to get 10 in wins HOH.  There is a special egg holder for the luxury prize of getting a special trip outside of the #BB17 house.

Judging by how slowly this is going I'd expect this comp to take quite a while!  We'll keep you updated once the feeds come back!

So next week shows are on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday...Tuesday will be an eviction and Wed will be the next live eviction.  

As the show goes off, Austin seems to be in the lead being the only one with an egg secured in its holder.

 Austin is one egg short of John and Vanessa, who are tied for first place.
Vanessa passes him up and before you know it, Vanessa wins ANOTHER HOH!

#BB17 Live Double Eviction Show - BB17 Week 10 Evictions and Week 11 HOH Spoilers

Hell yeah!

Double Eviction Night!

We get to drop 2, I said 2, of these #BB17 losers tonight!  

Who goes first though, Julia or Meg?

I'm thinking we'll lose Meg, but who the hell knows?!?!

Show time ...  follow along here by refreshing throughout the hour!

They try to show us a bunch of BS to make us think that Meg might stand a chance...but I seriously doubt that either John or Steve have the brains or the balls to make the big move they should.  Sickening.  They have both been a major disappointment to me.  I expected sooooo much more from those two.

Looks like we will get to the first live vote pretty quick.  Julia gives a long winded speech...blah, blah, blaaahhhhh....So let's go...

Liz (whore) votes to evict Meg
James votes to evict Julia
Steve votes to evict Meg
Johnny Mac votes to evict Meg
Austin votes to evict Meg

By a vote of 4 to 1, Meg is out of the #BB17 house...what a surprise.  I don't know, for the life of me, why the hell she'd go around hugging those bitches.  She can't get back in, so why keep up the fake BS?  And if it isn't fake, Meg, girl, why you gotta be so damn dumb??  SMH...not too bright, sucked at comps, oh Meg, what a mess of a game you played...okay, on to something new...

On to the #HOH comp!!  The first Head of Household comp is called "BB Road Trip".  It's a show the photos and answer questions comp.

Everyone gets the first answer right.
Steve and James are out on the second question.
Pathetic. James doesn't stand a chance now.
Austin and John are out, leaving only the twins.
They both get the fourth, fifth, and sixth ones right.
Seventh question takes out Julia.

Liz is the quick turnaround HOH!

Liz nominates John and James...anyone that didn't see THAT coming??  Yeah, didn't think so.

Everyone but Vanessa is playing the "Boomerang" POV competition.
This is the one they were practicing on. 
Steve goes first and gets 0...then another 0...what a loser.
John goes -- 0, then another 0  Pathetic!!
 Austin up -- he gets a 6 pt. shot, then a 9, total of 15 points.
Liz gets a 15 on the first shot, 0 on second, leaving her tied with her boyfriend.
Julia rolls a 13 and then gets a 4, giving her the lead with 17 points.
James gets a big fat 0 on his first roll and another one on the second.  You loser!!

Julia wins the Power of Veto.  I think I'm going to puke right here on my keyboard...baaaarrrrrrrffffff!

Can't help it, have to throw this in about now...John, Steve, James -- you ALL make me sick.  How freaking pathetic can you be?  Why don't one of you just go ahead and offer to leave because you KNOW all three of you friggin fools really fucked yourselves, right?  Idiots...sad, sorry, pathetic losers...so so SOOOOOO disappointed in all three of you!  Booooooo!!!  Why don't you just bend over and ask Vanessa to shove it in?!?

Julia decides NOT to use the POV...blah blah blah...

 James mention he "has a daughter" and I flashback to Devin (who was pathetic but still better than these fools).  Time to vote...


Austin votes to evict James
Julia votes to evict James
Vanessa votes to evict James
Steve votes to evict James


4 to 0 - James is out the door...told ya!
Well, now he can go hang with Meg some more...go join the losers club!

The whore is crying, I don't know why.  John stands off a bit and then joins the whiners...what the hell have they got to whine about? Those twins are stupid and they sicken me to no end.

So what about the next HOH?  Oh they'll show that on Sunday's show...well, I'll let you know what happens as soon as I know something more...

And the results are in!  Steve has won the second #HOH in this week's special #DoubleEviction !  What will this mean?  Will he actually start to play the game or continue on like the disappointing pussy boy he's been acting like?  Feel free to leave comments or start a discussion..either here OR our facebook page  

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 9 Eviction and Week 10 Endurance HOH Spoiler

BB17 Week 9 Eviction and Week 10 Endurance HOH Spoiler

Johnny Mac or Steve - Who leaves the Big Brother house tonight?

Which evicted HG from tonight will compete with Jackie, Shelli, and Becky to get a chance to re-enter the #BB17 house?

It's all on tonight's Big Brother Live Eviction show!

Follow along here and refresh for updates throughout the show!

We hear #HOH should involve some endurance element!

They show JMac ratting out everything to Vanessa, and then Vanessa ratting out JMac to everyone, then we see a few clips of all the recent BS and ratting out that has gone on...lol

They show us a delusional conversation between the twins and Vanessa where they actually call JMac a floater...say whaaaaaat????  Yeah...

They give a look into James' home life and what his friends think of him...nothing too shocking or telling there...

Now, on to the VOTE!!!

Meg votes to evict Johnny Mac
 James votes to evict Johnny Mac
Vanessa votes to evict Johnny Mac
Julia votes to evict Johnny Mac
Liz votes to evict Johnny Mac

With a vote of 5 to 0, Johnny Mac is leaving the Big Brother house.

His exit interview with Julie is downright painful to listen to...and that laugh, or whatever you want to call that awful, annoying sound that bubbles up out of him randomly, is just horrific!  LOL  Seriously!  I like JMac okay, but THAT voice and "laugh" are just too much!

I wanted to see him go back in tonight until I heard him say he'd target Meg...WTF John?  You're out of your friggin mind!!!

They do a check in with the girls in Jury.  We see Becky's arrival and she says she made some bad game moves...lol...ya' think Becky??

Shelli, Jackie, Becki and John will all now get the chance to re-enter the house.  The 4 are sent back into the house to compete in the HOH competition.  All the backstabbing bitches in the house run around screaming and squealing like they are actually happy to see these people.  What a crock!

The HOH comp is called "Dizzyland" and all of the remaining HGs and the 4 jurors are in a circle holding onto ropes...Yay! Its a hang (standing) and spin till they drop comp! :D

Julia is the first to hit the mat.  She is pretty quickly followed by Steve and then Meg.  All of the jurors are still up.  James, Liz and Vanessa remain as well.  James and Liz both go down, as well as all of the jurors but Johnny Mac!  

Johnny Mac will be reentering the BB17 house.  It's down to JMac and Vanessa.  JMac goes down and Vaness is the new HOH.  Great...another booooorrrring week.

At least we have another double eviction to look forward to next week!

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 8 Eviction and Week 9 Endurance HOH Spoiler

Who leaves the house tonight?  Will it be Becky and her giant funky toe or the POV throwing Johnny Mac?  

Will Liz regret her decision to not use the POV and send Vanessa packing while she had the chance?  

Only time will tell!

Who will win tonight's endurance Head of Household comp?

Follow along with us as we talk about tonight's live BB17 eviction and the endurance comp that follows.

If you'd like to purchase the feeds so you can watch too, click the pic below!!

Now, let's get this show in gear!!  

Austin and Liz continue to make us want to vomit.  Johnny Mac seems to think he's going to be okay this week...hope he's right!  Or not...lol...I couldn't give a rat's ass who goes at this point...I just want to see some action other than Liz and Austin in the HOH bedroom!  Let's have a good fight people! 
The Austwins are holding court while they still are ruling the roost...oh decisions, decisions...how many airheads does it take to make a decision in the #BB17 house?  Hell, I don't know, but it's apparently more than 3!!! 
Love the montage of James scaring people...then again, I too, love scaring the living shit out of people!  I also love the way they played and replayed the horrible head crushing of Meg during the OTEV competition...LMAO!!

Before we vote, Big Brother gives us a closer look at Steve's family.  He has quite the support network back home!  His hometown is loving him!! 

Now a look at the #juryhouse!!  Shelli gets to welcome Jackie into their humble little abode...Shelli can't believe Steve was responsible for Jackie's demise!  Jackie says how happy she was when Steve won, thinking she would be safe.  Shelli and Jackie finally realize that Vanessa is the mastermind...hope whoever makes it back in clues the rest of those fools in!!

Time to vote!!  FINALLY!

Johnny Mac's speech was humorous...worth checking out!

Steve votes to evict Becky
Vanessa votes to evict Becky  
Meg votes to evict Becky
 Austin votes to evict Becky 
Julia votes to evict Becky
James votes to evict Becky

By a unanimous vote of 6 to 0, Becky is out!

Becky is officially the 3rd HG to head into the Big Brother 17 jury house, where she and the others will get a chance to get back in the game.  In a good show of fake friendliness, Becky hugs everyone on the way out the door.

Now on to the live #HOH endurance competition!!  Let's go!

 It's time for "Ready, Set, Woah!"

HGs will race in 6 different races...they get in position and wait for the right words to pop up on the screen before releasing the 3 buttons they must hold down until "Ready, set, GO" shows on the screen...it looks like this will get pretty uncomfortable pretty quickly.
Meg buzzed in last on the first race and was the first HG to be eliminated from the #HOH competition. 
When my feeds come back, it looks like Julia has joined Meg on the sidelines.  Vanessa steps off her button and she is out too!  Johnny Mac goes out next, followed by Steve!!  
It's down to James and Austin!
Austin is the new HOH...great...another fucking boring week just like last week...the gaaaaahhhhh!

#BB17 Live Double Eviction Show - BB17 Week 7 Evictions and Week 8 HOH Spoilers

#BB17 Live Double Eviction Show - BB17 Week 7 Evictions and Week 8 HOH Spoilers

Tonight is the night we've all been waiting for -- #DoubleEviction!!!!

Vanessa and Shelli are on the block...who will go?

Better yet, who will go when we fast forward a whole week's activities for ANOTHER eviction?  Let's hope it is someone deserving!!

I love that they showed that #BBBecky has bigger balls than most of the male HGs.  She definitely wasn't afraid to make the big bold move and get that blood ALL over her hands!!  Way to go Becky!!

Yay! Time to get rid of one of these bitches!!!

Let's vote!!

Austin votes to evict Shelli

Steve votes to evict Shelli

James votes to evict Shelli

Meg votes to evict Shelli

Jackie votes to evict Shelli 

Julia votes to evict Shelli

Johnny Mac votes to evict Shelli

Liz votes to evict Shelli

By a unanimous vote of 8 to 0, 

Shelli's ass is out of the #BB17 house!

She hugged every single HG on the way out, of course she knows she may get a chance to get back in the game too...so might have been a smooth move.  We'll see.  For now she's off to the jury house.

HOH is called "Getting Loopy" and is a T/F style game on the videos they showed them.

Q1 - all get it right
Q2 - James, Meg, Liz and Jackie are out
Q3 - all get it right
Q4 - Julia and Vanessa are out
Q5 - all get it right
Q6 - Austin and John are out

Steve is the new Head of Household and will have to make a near-immediate decision on who his two nominees will be!

Please Steve, have a brain!!  Use your brain!!  Break up that alliance and put Austin and one of the twins up!  Do it Steve!!  #BBAustin and #BBLiz - do it!!

Steve makes his nominations...

Meg and Jackie are on the block

Steve, you fucking idiot!!  I thought you had a brain!!  You dummy!!  You may be book smart but not a lick of common sense in there... Oh geez...

Time for #POV!

Will Meg or Jackie save themself?
John, James, Vanessa and HOH Steve are the other POV players.
"Slippery Slope" is the challenge...oh no, poor Meg will suck at this I'll bet.

So far, pretty even...John moves ahead first, followed by James and then Jackie...Meg gets to ball #2...John wins the POV!
#BBJohnnyMac wins#POV - now what will he do with it??

JohnnyMac WILL NOT use the power of veto.

Meg is crying...I think Becky is too??  Becky?  Oh yeah - because once again, she's picked the wrong side!!   LMAO!





Either Jackie or Meg are out the door!!


Who will it be?  Let's vote! 

Vanessa votes to evict Jackie
Becky votes to evict Meg
John votes to evict Jackie
Austin votes to evict Jackie
James votes to evict Jackie
Liz votes to evict Jackie
Julia votes to evict Jackie

With a vote of 6 to 1, Jackie is leaving the #BB17 house on tonight's #DoubleEviction!
 

 Jackie hugged everyone but Austin on the way out...or at least I didn't see her hug him...she shouldn't...

 So off to the Big Brother 17 Jury House with both Shelli and Jackie tonight.  Will we see one of them back in the house in the future?  Only time will tell!
 

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 6 Eviction and Week 7 HOH Spoiler

#BB17 Live Eviction Show

BB17 Week 5 Eviction and Week 6 HOH Spoiler

Who is on the way out - Shelli or her baby boyfriend Clay?

I hope Shelli gets the boot, but I'll bet it will be Clay walking out the door tonight as the last HG not headed to jury.
They spent the first half of the show trying to make us all puke with all the Clay and Shelli love.  We also see more of Shelli and her lies.  Vanessa is the puppet-master and we get a few highlight moments on that.
Then we have to re-visit last year.  Derrick and Cody discussed the players this year and their game play.  This is a sure sign that CBS realizes how bad this season's HGs suck if you ask me...but anyway, at least it wasn't Frankie!!
 
On to the vote already Julie!!
As Shelli weeps and clings to Clay's hand, the vote starts...

Vanessa votes to evict Clay
Meg votes to evict Clay
Austin votes to evict Clay
Jackie votes to evict Clay
Liz votes to evict Clay
Julia votes to evict Clay
Steve votes to evict Clay
Becky votes to evict Clay
John votes to evict Clay

9 to 0 - Clay is out!     

Shelli can boo-hoo and act like a widow now for the next week or she could be a woman scorned and go kick their asses at the endurance #HOH comp.  We'll see!!

Clay showed what a giant piece of shit he is when he said in the interview with Julie that Meg has pretty much had a showmance with everyone in the house.  WTF Clay?  We all know that isn't true!!  What's wrong with you Clay?  Gaaahhh....you dumb fucker.

On to the HOH comp...  "Midway Mayhem" it is...

theycan choose to play for Head od Household, $5000 and/or the Never Not pass.


 

 

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 5 Eviction and Week 6 HOH Spoiler

So Vanessa royally screwed Boston boy #BBJason...and we all know he is likely headed out the door.  Before getting ousted though, poor little Jason finally realized that Clay and Shelli are the driving force behind all evictions so far.  Then Jackie and Meg start talking and noticing too...was a real cry-fest.  

Shelli and Clay got all pissy with Vanessa for saying too much and inadvertently tipped off the other HGs that Clay and Shelli were pulling all the strings.

Austin, as usual, makes me sick.  Meg truly does seem to feel bad about Jason being on the way out, but I just can't get behind liking Meg ever since I found out she has friends in common with Frankie...you knew that right?  And if she has friends in common with that little nasty booger, well, birds of a feather, right?!?!
Vanessa, as usual, lets everyone else tell her what to do and guide her so she'll feel like she was just doing someone else's bidding, therefore getting "no blood on her hands".  Does she know what friggin game she is playing???  Gaahhhh!

Jason pulled a few crazy lies out of his ass to throw at Clay and Shelli.  He told them Becky actually told him she was putting Clay and Shelli against one another on the block next week if possible.  Will it work?  I doubt it...

Let's get to the voting already...

Austin votes to evict Jason
Meg votes to evict Becky
Liz votes to evict Jason
James votes to evict Becky
Steve votes to evict Jason
Jackie votes to evict Jason
Shelli votes to evict Jason
Clay votes to evict Jason
John votes to evict Jason
By a vote of 7 to 2, Jason is voted out.

He hugs Meg and James, and that traitor bitch Jackie had the nerve to walk up and hug him before exiting...what a bitch!

Julia gets sent into the house to play on her own.  Looks like she'll be playing in the Head of Household competition...  

The #HOH competition will be an endurance comp.  The stupid #BOB Battle of the Block is now over, meaning there will be a solo HOH winner.  Yay!

This week's comp is called "On the Edge".  They are hanging on to a crumbling cliff...starts off with some tipping forward, but nothing too drastic...but we KNOW it will get worse.  Yes! Then the cold water rain starts...bwahahaha!!  Freeze little buggers!  Freeze!

Now they are beating them with giant eagles...rofl! 

Okay...so the HGs are being rained on, shit on by eagles, and tilted too and fro...Austin and Steve are the first couple to hit the ground, followed by Meg and Julia...then Jackie drops off, quickly followed by Liz...we're down to Shelli, Clay, Becky, James and John still hanging on.Becky drops, and Clay looks pretty shifty....There he goes too!  John, Shelli and James are hanging strong.  Woah! Poor Johnny Mac dropped! There goes Shelli!  Hot damn! 
James is the first solo HOH of the Big Brother 17 season!!  What a tough little booger he is!!

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 4 Eviction and Week 5 HOH Spoiler

Will Audrey FINALLY exit the #BB17 house?

OMG Let's hope so!!

So we have all learned what a nut Audrey has tried to act like this week...but I firmly believe it is just that -- an act.  Let's see when they kick her ass out tonight how distraught she seems to be.

Ready - let's see the voting!

To start, Audrey will get a penalty vote for eating as a have not.

Clay votes to evict Audrey 

James votes to evict Audrey 

Austin (claiming to vote as Judas) votes to evict John

Jason votes to evict Audrey 

Vanessa votes to evict Audrey 

Becky votes to evict Audrey 

Jackie votes to evict Audrey 

Steve votes to evict Audrey 

Julia and Liz votes to evict Audrey 

Meg votes to evict Audrey 

Audrey gets voted out by a vote of 10 to 1

She goes out without much fanfare and only hugs Vanessa and Shelli -- and that wouldn't have happened if they didn't approach I'm pretty sure.

Audrey's release into a control audience guaranteed nothing good happened and Julie kissed her ass like she was Frankie J. Grande....lmao.  Ok - let's get back to the game! 

Austin aka Judas's vote for John is because he plans to lie and point the finger at poor Steve.  He mentioned this earlier.  Why would Austin want to target poor Steve you ask?  I think it has something to do with Steve talking to Liz so much....first Jeff, now Steve...wow.

On to #HOH!!

This week's HOH comp is called "Pop Till You Drop"

First pair - Steve vs Jason --  Steve out

Second - John vs Austin -- John out

Third - Jackie vs Becky -- Becky out

Fourth - Liz vs Vanessa -- Liz out

Fifth - Jackie vs Meg -- Meg out

Sixth - Austin vs James -- Austin out

Seventh - Vanessa vs Clay --Clay out

Eighth - James vs Jackie --James out

Jackie is the first HOH

For second HOH we have 

Vanessa vs Jason --

Vanessa is the second HOH

Vanessa and Jackie will be our new HOHs this week.

 

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 3 Eviction and Week 4 HOH Spoiler

And another one bites the dust...

Who is walking out this week on BB17?

Will it be James or Jeff to be the 3rd evicted houseguest?

Jeff has talked and talked and talked and talked...probably talked himself right out the damn door, but we'll see for sure tonight!  Network is showing some of the high points of Jeff's likely futile attempts at swaying anyone's vote that he can.  If he pulls it off though, I'll be shocked.  Funny how they are still playing up hiding the twin twist since everyone already knew at that point.
Now to the love triangle...let's talk facts...Austin is WAAAAY more into Liz than she is him.  Did you hear him say he'd potentially lose the game over a girl?!?!  Yes he did!  Friggin idiot!!

Time to Vote!!

Jackie votes to evict James

Austin votes to evict Jeff

John votes to evict James

Meg votes to evict Jeff
 Clay votes to evict Jeff
Shelli votes to evict Jeff
Steve votes to evict James
Liz votes to evict James
Jason votes to evict Jeff
Becky votes to evict Jeff
Audrey votes to evict Jeff

With a vote of  7 to 4 Jeff is evicted!

The 90's themed true/false  #HOH comp is called

"Bustin' Moves"

Question 1 - Steve, James, Jason and Clay are out

Q2 - Meg and Austin are out

Q3 - All but Liz and Shelli are wrong, leaving

Liz and Shelli as the new HOHs!

WTF?!?!?!
Oh no...Shelli??  Again?  Oh whhhhyyyyyy?!?!?!?!
And Liz/Julia?  Blech!
Why do I feel like we're probably looking at another boring week?
Come on Big Brother -- MAKE SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN!!!!

#BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 Week 2 Eviction and Week 3 HOH Spoiler

Tonight we say goodbye to our second houseguest of the season.

Will it be Da'Vonne or Meg walking out the door tonight?

And do you really care which one goes?  So far this whole bunch has been a little on the boring side.  I find Meg's perpetually perky head flipping to be friggin annoying...at least Da'Vonne has potential to go all crazy lady on them...but let's see who production decided would go this week (because you know they switch shit up when they want to)...

The Power of the Last Laugh was granted to Da'Vonne, but don't expect it to help her...I'm pretty sure this girl's fate is sealed!

Time to vote:

Jason votes to evict Meg

Clay votes to evict Da'Vonne

John votes to evict Da'Vonne

Audrey votes to evict Meg

Austin votes to evict Da'Vonne

"Liz" / Julia votes to evict Da'Vonne

Vanessa votes to evict Da'Vonne

James votes to evict Da'Vonne

Steve votes to evict Da'Vonne

By a vote of 7 - 2, Da'Vonne is evicted from the Big Brother house!

On the way out she hugs Meg, Jason and Vanessa, and I don't think Vanessa would have got one if she hadn't jumped up there in front of her.  Mama Da walked right past the rest and right out the door!

In her exit interview with Julie, Da' says that the HGs "are cowards" and are afraid to do anything to Audrey because of her being transgender and that they are afraid that the public will have a bad opinion of them if they go after her??  WTF is THAT??  This PC shit has gone too far...this is Big Brother people...I don't care who you are or what you stand for or what soapbox  you came into BB to stand on - this is a game and they are all players --- aka fair game.  The idea that they'd let Adam/Audrey slide through because they whacked off their wee wee is friggin preposterous!!  Maybe they all need to go!  Sheesh!  Ok - rant over!

This week's #BBTakeover is some football player guy...I don't know who he is...I think they called him Gronk??  Gronk??  Where is this guy from?  Bedrock?? 
Whatever...anyway, he said they'll be no Have Nots this week...so yay for the HGs.

So this week's #HOH is called Gronk Pong.  The top two scoring HGs will be the two Heads of Household.

They played and scored in this order:

First up is Liz...Liz scores 23

Jackie scores0

John scores 0

James scores 23 , now tied with Liz

Audrey scores 17

Clay a whopping 6

Jeff scores 14

Becky get 0

Austin hits a 28, placing him at the top, with Liz and James tied for 2nd HOH

Jason shoots a 0

Meg hits 1

Steve shoots a 0

and Vanessa manages to tie at 23 

A single roll shoot out between Liz, James and Vanessa will determine the 2nd HOH spot.

Liz shoots a 22

James tops her with 35

and Vanessa blows them both away with a score of 52!

The Week 3 BB17 HOHs are Austin and Vanessa

OMG - what will this week turn into?!?!?

Keep up with it all here and on our Big Brother Big Mouth spoiler page on facebook - www.facebook.com/BBBigMouth

Late Night Nominations and Early Battle of the Block Spoilers - BB17 Week 2

So we're off to a sleepy Friday in the #BB17 house today after those late night nominations and the early morning Battle of the Block.  Here is the info that matters:

HOH 1 - Becky     Noms:   Jason and Steve
HOH 2 - Shelli       Noms:  Da'Vonne and Johnny Mac 

From what I understand, John was already planning to throw the #BOB comp  to ensure that Da'Vonne will be sitting on the block. 

In the early morning Battle of the Block, Jason and Steve pulled out the win.

Standing HOH :  Shelli
Standing Noms:  Da'Vonne and Johnny Mac

First #BB17 Live Eviction Show - BB17 - Week 1 Eviction Spoiler

The time has come!  Our first live eviction of the BB17 season!!

This has been a week filled with backstabbing and setting one another up...and after all was said and done, Jace and Jackie were left sitting in the hot seat.

Who will be the first house guest evicted from the Big Brother house?  Who will be our next two HOHs?

We will have all the info you need right here on 

Big Brother Big Mouth!

It has been a hard week for Jace since being set up for a classic BB backdoor.  Audrey has tried to tell him she had nothing to do with it, but Jace didn't buy it.  He decided to at least attempt to put up a fight.  What that amounted to is him wasting a lot of breath.  Waaaaah, Jace, waaaaahhh!
After his gross bullying of poor Steve, I'm ready to see Jace hit the door!!  And poor Steve, in DR, saying he thinks Jace would be on his side....no, Steve, noooooo!  
Audrey just can't keep her mouth shut, as usual, and clued him in to everyone knowing the plan was to get him.  Audrey doesn't like Jace because he was so ready to call her out on her crap.
The twin twist ( #twintwist )we all knew about was revealed and we will be seeing the girls, Liz and Julia, do a switch during the live vote tonight, but now let's get on to the eviction!
Time for voting!!

Jeff votes to evict Jace
Da'Vonne votes to evict Jace
Jason votes to evict Jace
Audrey votes to evict Jackie
Steve votes to evict Jace
Liz and Julia vote to evict Jace
Austin votes to evict Jace
Meg votes to evict Jace
John votes to evict Jace
Clay votes to evict Jace
 Becky votes to evict Jace
Shellie votes to evict Jace
Vanessa votes to evict Jace

With a vote of 1 to 12, Jace has been evicted from the BB17 house! 

He hugged everyone goodbye and didn't cause and ugly scene. 
Though him walking out and pissing himself with excitement over friggin Frankie in the audience just made me puke a little.

Nobody in the house really looks too sad to see him go.
His look of shock at the #twintwist reveal was priceless!!  I guess the HGs really don't even have a clue!

The next #BBTakeover went into effect with Kathy Griffin calling the houseguests to the TV, telling them to go outside for the next HOH competition.

A phone will be put in the house this week and will be receiving calls from Kathy.  The HG that answers the 7th call will get to keep 3 people from voting during the next live eviction.

The first part of the HOH comp is called "Ginger Fever"
The HGs must gather pieces one by one and then assemble a new billboard sign.
To start there are no real standouts as bad or good.
Steve and Vanessa seem to be leading, but Becky caught up quick and took the first HOH position!!

The second part of the HOH comp is exactly like the first part.
Jackie looks like her feet are on fire she's moving so quick.  Shelli appears to be the frontrunner, but Audrey is doing well too. 
It appears to be between Jackie and Shelli when Shelli jumps in to take the win.


BB17 Week 2 HOHs are Becky and Shelli!

First POV Ceremony of the BB17 Season - #POV Spoiler Week 1

First POV of the #BB17 Season

The POV competition was won by Steve, who did take himself off the block...was there any question that he would?  No.  

So today was their very first POV ceremony and James was forced to pick a renom to sit alongside Jackie for this week's first live eviction.

Jace it is!  

Well, let's just say Jace isn't taking the whole thing too well.  James pretty much told him to suck it up, it's Big Brother...but Jace went on to go cry on Shelli's shoulder too.  Not just whining...crying.  Bwahahahahaha!!  Here...let me share!!

Big Brother 17 - Live Feeds - Day 1 - #BB17 #BBLF

Big Brother 17 Live Feeds - Day 1 - Day 9 for the HGs

So the season has begun with waaaaay too much scheming and a ridiculous number of alliances.  Too many to even keep up with at this point.  There are a few obvious troublemakers among the group and a few that are just downright annoying (cough, cough, Jason, cough, Meg). 

Let's go over all of the important stuff before we get to any gossip.  
Here are where things stand game-wise at the moment:

HOHs and Nominees 
Team 1 :  HOH - James  Nominees - Steve and Jackie
Team 2 :  HOH - Jason   Nominees - Becky and John

Have Nots: Austin, Da'Von, Liz, Vanessa

Battle of the Block - winner:  Johnny Mac

Standing HOH - James  Nominees - Steve and Jackie

POV players - James, Steve, Jackie, Jason, Becky, and Johnny Mac

POV Winner - Steve

We can only assume that young, awkward Steve will choose to remove himself from the block.  James will have to choose a replacement nominee, but who?, is the biggest question.  There has been talk from all sides on who should be up on the block.  Hell, they don't even have this week's replacement nominee and some people, like Austin, are already planning who needs to go next week!!  Game on, right?  
Yeah...day nine in the house for our #BB17 houseguests and they're already up to their eyeballs in lies and secret alliances.  Da'Von, James, Jason and Audrey are calling themselves the High Rollers...I guess they think nobody knows, but heads up HGs, I heard Austin telling Liz, among others, that he feels pretty sure "Audrey, James, and maybe Jason" are with Da'Von.  So if Austin thinks this, Jace does as well since the two seem to be taking turns crawling up the other's butt! I mean these two are practically inseparable!  Can we say bro-mance anyone?

Now for some interesting random tidbits:

Clay told Jace and Austin (part of his alliance) that he trusts Shelli (aka the self-proclaimed Puma currently hunting Clay) 100%.  Say what?  It's day nine!  Nobody should trust ANYONE 100% by day nine!  They haven't even eliminated the first HG?!?!  What the hell??
When talking about Liz, Austin said "Audrey's a fucking mastermind!" when talking about how she went around the house asking questions concerning who first threw her, or his, or whatever's name out there as a potential renom.  Not sure I'd call it a mastermind move, but Austin seems quite impressed.
Austin, Jace and Clay believe they have 8 or 9 people willing to put Da'Von out next week.    
Austin would like to see either Jason or Jeff up as this week's re-mon, but is worried that Jace or Clay may be in jeopardy.
At one point Austin said to Liz, "Jeff's cool but he may have to bite the bullet for us".  Which is extra amusing since I also heard Jeff say to Jason and Da'Von "I think Austin's a pretty big threat..."
Somewhere not long after that, I must have missed something, because all of a sudden I hear Jason (annoying Boston boy that can't stop calling everyone bitches, for those of you still learning who is who), say " If Austin tries to pull me into a closet and rape me you better protect me"...and them repeated it into his mic and said they's better send security if that happens...WTF?  Where did that come from??   
There has been a lot more talk about a lot of BS not really worth repeating or taking the time to quote...but this is just the beginning and sometimes they take a while for the really interesting stuff to start coming out.  Big Brother After Dark (#BBAD) is set to come on in just under an hour...we'll update if anything drastic happens between now and then, but I think I'll skip listening to Johnny Mac's dental school tales for now...